when you surprise a bitch in spanish
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
I wish spongebob would leave me alone so I could play my clarinet in peace
when you have to jog in gym class
I really like Subway but Domino’s is way better, hands down.
my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes