put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
it’s time for school
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
- me: *dying*
- nurse: we're losing her doc!
- doctor: you're right, we need to restart her heart
- doctor: *shows a picture of sasuke picture*
- me: ay damn wassup
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
how to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old:
how not to look young and carefree yet still beautiful as a near 30 year old: